The Xhaxahka File- Albanian Louie and Me

November 29, 2019   JULIUS WHAT'S HIS NAME LOSES HIS LICENSE “Darkness warshed over the Dude—darker’n a black steer’s tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.” The Stranger in The Big Lebowski     One thing no taxi driver wants to do  is fall asleep behind the wheel while the car he's sitting in is moving.     It's  something that Julius What's His Name had done once before. It was around 3:30    on an August Wednesday morning. He was heading back to the garage a little bit early because he was pretty tired. He had actually pulled over  by Madison Square Park on Madison Avenue where 24th Street would have been if they hadn't put a park there. He got in the backseat after locking the front doors, curled up  and tried to sleep without any luck. He got back in the driver's seat and scooted up to 54th Street where there's an all-night deli. Julius got himself a large cup of coffee, gulped...

                                                                                      "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong". Murphy's Law Trump took the Iron Horse out to Grand Army Plaza, Brooklyn, to check on the state of his $921,000.23. Prospect Park had been closed for a long time since "the Labor Day Ganja Riot." (This is the name given by The New York Post to the tragic events of that evening and night and it's what almost everyone is calling it.)     He took double strides up the stairway up to the street level of the number two- three train stop at Grand Army Plaza. It took him a few seconds to get his bearings bec...

Epstein's Little Black Book November 29, 2019 THE RETURN OF PETER, PAUL AND THE WIFE-IN LAWS Mike Bloomberg and Tony Blair in Jeffrey Epstein's little black telephone book.                   Epstein had five phone numbers for Mike Bloomberg  "Abraham Maslow is the man."- Peter The Pimp. Trump's's opus rolls on:    I was driving back to the track from the Bazooka Corner with Betty, (who likes bazooka as much as Holly) sitting in front next to me when out of the blue a taxi (a repainted Minnesota Highway Patrol car or some such thing) driven  probably by some unlicensed fugitive passed me on my right and stopped dead in its tracks. I hit the brakes. I could see that Peter, Paul and Holly were sitting in the back of the cop car/taxi. Winter is coming, maybe that's why they came back from Canada. I could also see Paul paying the undocumented fugitive and the rear passenger si...

Your sweet loving Is better than a kiss When you leave me Sweet kisses I miss- Love is Strange- Mickey and Sylvia   Remember when Peter,  Paul, and Holly jumped into my taxi Betty was riding with me  and Peter had made a snide remark about it? Then you remember that Betty asked me to look for her later,  which I did and which she never had to ask me to do.    I'm a pretty good-looking guy and back in the days I did not have to chase girls. They chased me. That's besides the hobby I had started after I inherited that money from my father's  insurance, may he rest in peace. Anyhow and this is on the QT. It has been a long time since I've been able to get it up. Now there is more than one way to skin a cat and I don't have to discuss that here only to say that Betty is in love with me, she told me so herself. One night she told me that and also said she wanted to live with me. So before it went any further I told her about my little proble...